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With all due respect,
This community is for the sharing of the VFD files. Our true identities must be kept secret whenever possible, and the location and details of our organization concealed. Discretion is advised. Be courteous to all volunteers on our side of the schism. Courteousness includes general politeness and etiquette, the absence of flame wars, and putting large images under cuts for those cursed with slow modems.

Neophytes should introduce themselves with their Letter. Feel free to lament about the poor condition of your ankles, or maybe brag about your talent and idiosyncrasies, or talk about your commonplace book.
Or you could just stay behind the hedges.

The world is quiet here.


L (from his wretched website)

Your moderators, moments before recruitment:

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